(917): she said “lets play dickbreaker!” and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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okay i don’t know why but this made me laugh out loud, in the law library, everyone’s staring, shooooooooot.
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(480): This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let’s get drunk…
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dear textsfromlastnight sender,
i am embarrassed to live in your area code
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It’s much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough.
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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holiday work party! hahaha i didn’t stay for long, but there are definitely more good pictures to post in the future.
